She Wants to be Me

At first I told myself
I need my head inspected
I noticed little things
Same T-shirt and sunglasses
Then it got weirder, see
She cut her hair like me
She bought a red guitar
Kept driving round in my car

Kissing her and she
She slams me against the wall
She crashed into a bus
Chasin some super model
She's analysed my smile
She's memorized my phone book
She always wears my clothes
Her favourite words are f**K off

She looks like
Does like
Sounds like me
Shes stealing my identity

And I'm begging you
Somebody notice me
Somebody notice
I'm fading away here
What have I got to do to make you see
My girlfriend is a wannabe
And she wants to be me

I'm saying something's wrong
She out back playing soccer
She used to do ballet
Now she's a heavy smoker
She's so obsessed with me
Now she stands up to pee
And now her stupid games
Have started taking over
Don't need no special help
Don't need to see a doctor
I know you worry but
I'm telling you just watch her
It's like she's cracked my code
Knows things I've never spoke of
She wants sex all the time
And still finds time to j**k off

She looks like
Does like
Sounds like me
Shes stealing my identity

And I'm begging you
Somebody notice me
Somebody notice
I'm fading away here
What have I got to do to make you see
My girlfriend is a wannabe
And she wants to be me

Me I'm not joking
She won't stop provoking me
I'm goin under
What have I got to do to make you see
My girlfriend is a wannabe
And she wants to be me

I'm in the loony bin
Wearing a pale pink nightie
The nurse comes through the door
And whispers so politely
Your boyfriends here to see you
Look pretty take a bath
I love his silly band
Can I get his autograph?

She looks like

Does like
Sounds like me
Shes stealing my identity

And I'm begging you
Somebody notice me
Somebody notice
I'm fading away here
What have I got to do to make you see
My girlfriend is a wannabe
And she wants to be me

Me I'm not joking
She wont stop provoking me
I'm goin under
What have I got to do to make you see
My girlfriend is a wannabe
And she wants to be me

She wants to be She wants to be me